INTRODUCING JACK TURNER (STUBBY)
Words: Sarah Pratt
Now that’s a lie. We’ve already introduced you to Jack, but instead of showcasing his talent, we abused him. Forced him to work until he sweat. Sold his body to the highest bidder. Watched him ingest moldy nuggets and subsequently bring them back up again. We have pretty much made him our office pet. But this cutie pie has talent and we’d be fools not to show what dear ol’ Stubby can do when he has a pen handy. He is a rarity – destined for fame or incarceration. We’re still undecided. You see very few can master the art of ‘bird titties’, but hey if you’re up to the challenge then send us an email to submissions@spookmag.com
NAME: STUBBY (Jack Turner).
AGE: 21.
FROM: Melbourne.
EXPERIENCE: I can’t say I’ve had much experience with women, but Art and I have been getting sexy since I was a little boy. During the transition of becoming boy to man I found getting vagina very difficult, that’s when I realised Art was my one true love.
JOB: Stubby is mainly a Freelance Artist and Graphic Designer but also enjoys working on a mixture of creative projects. I’m starting some minor acting stuff this year too which is pretty exciting. I’m not really fussed as to what I’m doing for a Job, as long as it’s creative, fun and make’s me happy!
WHY: I do art because I was never good at sport. As a child, all the fit/sporty kids used to spit on me and punch me in the stomach repeatedly. This forced me to stay inside during playtime and draw.
INSPIRATION: Nina Hartley, Kim Jong Il, Luke Beveridge, Casey Donovan.
http://heystubby.com
http://cargocollective.com/heystubby
SPONGE BOOB
MATERIALS: Ink / Pencil on Paper.
TIME: 2 hours (including jerk break).
WHERE: Kitchen.
WHY: I’ve always wanted Sponge Bob to grow a pair of titties. Why does Patrick Star get to have all the fun?
MR. FLOPPY & MR. STIFFY
MATERIALS: Ink / Pencil on Paper.
TIME: 2 – 3 hours.
WHERE: Cousin’s Engagement Party.
WHY: I want women to understand and realise that uncircumcised doodles are okay. Too many girls think they’re ugly, but in reality it’s just natural and cute.
GRIZZLY BEARD
MATERIALS: Ink on Paper.
TIME: 13.5 seconds.
WHERE: Studio.
WHY: I just love drawing Beards, check my whole bearded family out here.
FETUS FACTORY
MATERIALS: Ink / Acrylic Based Paint.
TIME: A day’s worth.
WHERE: Grandparent’s house.
WHY: These days vaginas are too exposed. I tried to incorporate my Grizzly Beard illustration style to cover up this Fetus Factory.
GIRAFFEY POO
MATERIALS: Ink / Acrylic Based Paint.
TIME: A full day.
WHERE: Vadge Shape Headquarters.
WHY: This Giraffe had no spinal cord or vertebrates in his back, that’s why he’s so wonky.
HIGH AS A KITE
MATERIALS: Ink / Acrylic Based Paint.
TIME: A while.
WHERE: Wight Trash Shaping Bay.
WHY: People think smoking marijuana is a cool thing to do, but they never consider the psychological and physical effects it has on your body.
BIRD TITTIES
MATERIALS: Ink / Acrylic Based Paint.
TIME: 5 – 6 hours.
WHERE: Smoof Collective Headquarters.
WHY: Birds have private parts too.
GRANNY DONE TIME
MATERIALS: Ink / Graphite on Paper.
TIME: A good few days.
WHERE: Studio.
WHY: This is from way back but I never seem to get sick of this Granny. Even with the cuffs on, she still remains cute and innocent, just the way I like them.
JACK TURNER’S WORKSPACE
