DAN KELLY’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO SLEEPING
June 23, 2011My friends say I've been blessed with the power of sleep. For years I've been able to sleep anywhere, at any time of the day and at the drop of a hat. Alas with the coming of my thirties, also comes the onset of the Kelly family curse. INSOMNIA!!!! Maybe it may lead you to a genius third verse and the eventual respect of your OZ rock peers. More likely, it will leave you pallid and confused, walking through the days blankly like a soldier back from the Somme. Aaargh it be a cruel beast indeed. Here are some strategies I've worked on to stop myself having imaginary mind fights with the world at 3am.
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THE PAPER SCISSORS’ 12 POINT GUIDE ON HOW TO BE THE LEAST ‘ROCK’ ROCK BAND AROUND
June 15, 2011The Paper Scissors rock! Well, actually according to them they don't really. Instead of partying until the wee hours of the morning, they would much prefer to call it an early one, watch some telly, and have a solid snooze in preparation for the next day's activities. Basically, as per their own admission, they're not really hardcore rockers, nor do they want to be. They've even gone to the effort of creating a 12 point guide for fellow musos who desire a similar lifestyle. Further insight into the way in which one would lead such a life can be obtained from the fellas in person, as they are conveniently touring at present for their new record 'In Loving Memory.'
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SPOOK’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO MAKING A FASHION VIDEO
June 3, 2011Designers are jumping on board the latest trend, begging, borrowing and stealing to scrape together a film to launch their new collections and 'revealing' their new direction DAH-ling. In 2011 there have been many breathtaking videos and also many gut-wrenchingly-self-consciously-horrible attempts. We've scouted the most interesting films in order to crack the code, what makes a good fashion video.
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THE VINES’ 12 POINT GUIDE TO BEING A DJ
May 26, 2011The Vines are known as hardcore rockers, but they're also painters, lovers, friends, enemies, sons and some are even DJs, and that's why Hamish from the band decided to write a 12 point guide to help those of you thinking of venturing into the DJ world. So you've messed around in your bedroom, put your dirty little fingers on a turntable and carefully selected the tunes in which you will musically shread. You're going to be a hit. BUT WAIT. There are things only industry insiders know, and if anyone should know what a good gig is, it's these boys. It's a lot of responsibility, but don't fret, as SPOOK and The Vines are here to help you.
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PONCHO’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO COMMERCIAL TELEVISION
May 19, 2011Poncho is the brazen antithesis of commercial network television. The Poncho team has spent 4 years making online music television and www.poncho.tv their independent new vehicle, sees them creating a unique marriage between music journalism and narrative-based pop culture satire. Fantasy and fiction are one and the same in Poncho land, where the two hosts, Nick Clarke and Dan Watt, adopt entirely new personas for each weekly episode in the name of amusing, confusing and confronting both the artists they interview and their loyal and rapidly expanding audience.
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MILDLIFE’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO CHEESE
May 5, 2011Mildlife are a four piece live electronic band from Melbourne who not only love to get buck mild, but evidently like to eat some decent spreads whilst doing so. Their love of cheese is so great that Tom from the band has compiled a fully comprehensive list of some of the greatest moulds born into the milk based food family. But, if you require further clarification relating to the particular cheeses outlined, please feel free to present any and all questions to the members of Mildlife at their Milk & Wool Single Launch at the Toff next month. Dale, James, Kev & Tom will all be very cheesed to meet you.
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SPOOK’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO A WEEK ON $12
April 21, 2011The world has been lying to you. For centuries it has tricked you into thinking that one requires a surplus of funds in order to live comfortably. It would turn its metaphoric nose at the mere thought of living off just $12 a day, let alone a week, however SPOOK will reveal once for all how one can do just that!
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SPOOK’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO PROCRASTINATION
April 14, 2011This 12 Point Guide to Procrastination was supposed to be delivered to you weeks ago, but we played Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon for far too long, and then moved on to that Wiki game where you start with the Chris Martin page and you need to get to the Toilet Paper page within seven clicks. Anyway, that's all behind us now and we have finally done the guide, so enjoy!
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SPOOK’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO CAMERAS
April 7, 2011So you’re looking to get your click on and be a crafty consumer at the same time ? Do you really need a camera? Really? OK, here's what we thought was cool in the camera game. Let's consume.
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SPOOK’S 12 POINT GUIDE TO STARTING UNIVERSITY
March 22, 2011You’ll never get another opportunity to have as much sex as you can at uni. And you’ll never lay in your marital bed in years to come wishing you had less sex. So jump anything. Even mature age students if you’re that far gone.
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